The list

• Bits of dead grass
• The dog's tail
• Pieces of cardboard
• A piece of tape
• Daddy's shoes
  
• The dog's foot
• A spoon
  
• Momma's t-shirt
• Pages of a magazine
  
• A spider web, with a dead spider still in it!
• Dust bunnies
• String
• Dog toys
  
• The wire screen on the fireplace
• Random fuzz found on the floor
  
• Momma's hair
• Fringe on a blanket
• A table leg

Yep, that is a partial list of things I have either wrenched out of Bear's hands before he ingests them or that I have had to dig out of his mouth before he swallows them. Reading over that list, I realize that it sounds like I never clean my house, but I promise, I sweep every day! Bear just has a particular knack for finding things that the broom missed. And that is all from this week! He can't even crawl that fast yet! I think I'm in trouble.